In the we-kid-you-not department: For the "bargain" price of $49.95, you can now purchase for yourself your very own set of KISS or THE OSBOURNES collectible celebrity bath ducks. An OZZY OSBOURNE bath duck is available separately at a discount price of $11.99. According to the manufacturer, Beckett.com — "the leading online destination for sports collectible enthusiasts" — "it has been so gratifying to feel the tremendous response of thousands of people who have been so delighted by our little bath quackers. For us, it has been a real labor of love. With the creation of this new line, we are doing our part to enhance the whole bathing experience. After all, the bath duck is already a cultural icon. But now bathing can become much more of a social occasion as you will never have to bathe alone. We are also discovering that our duckies are a big success for people looking for the most perfect and unique gift since they completely cheer up any home or office. Like we say here, 'it's the gift that keeps on floating!' "
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